Life of Toes...

     Toes... do they choose where to live or does society simply decide on their housing for them? I think both may be true of our discussed subject, so tonight we are going to ponder the living conditions of our tarsals, metatarsals, and phalanges. Now with humans, some like to live in |apartments| or duplexes. In the life of a foot, that would probably be comparable to toe socks. Other Homo Sapiens prefer to live a bit more s p a c e o u s l y in houses or MANSIONS. For our *tootsies,*  they would instead dwell in standard, ankle, or no-shows. Even still, some people like the lifestyle of living in condos or high-rise apartments. As you may have guessed, for our little piggies, the equivalent would be knee highs and tube socks. Now, for toes that prefer to live in toesocks... is that for a reason? I mean, do they NOT get along or something??? Ponder THAT one and be sure to give me your two cents worth... :-)

Long time, no blog

     *Hmmmm...* I'm beginning to think that it may be time for a new blog. It has been utterly way too long since I have last addressed my subjects. JK!!! What I meant to put is... Since I've made a humorously relevant rant and ramble about the inner and outer workings of the average human... Or more so the average dumbass who calls themself a learned pet owner.
     This time, however, I shall not be immediately ranting about stupid humans and their patient, but annoyed, animals. I think that I shall take a different approach for a single blog. This may prove to be quite challenging though... What to write... What to write... It has to be random, yet relevant ... Out of the norm, yet intriguing ... Quirky, yet intelligent ... Aha! I know! You guys ready for this?
Stay tuned for this evening's unique blog!!!